Transformation

And before you question me on the seemingly contradictory term of "funny nightmare", let me explain: I had a dream that was scary during the actual dream, but it was so funny when I woke up from it.

We on the same page? Good. 'Cause here's what happened...

I've been doing a mighty fine lot of surfing on the net these last coupla weeks, seeing what other people have to say about Repo! The Genetic Opera. I've also seen and read interviews from different actors/actresses regarding their thoughts on the fans (of all different stuff, but mainly BTVS).

In particular, I was laughing and shaking my head because Anthony Stewart Head (below) was talking about being held subject to a mob of fans at one of the Comic Cons, as well as various experiences with people trying to sneak a picture of him on the train, or approaching him when he's trying to have dinner with his family, etc etc etc.

I was thinking about that last night - about how ridiculous people can get when it comes to a celebrity. There is no way I'd do that to somebody. I just couldn't be that rude to someone who was obviously trying to spend time with their family, you know?

Well, here's where the nightmare part comes in. (Are you ready for this?)

I dreamt that I met ASH and I acted like a total idiot. I couldn't stop myself. It was like an out-of-body experience. I could see myself gibbering and doing every stupid thing a fan does - everything I've mentally spurned.

I had absolutely no will of my own.

And he had to call the police on me! I went to jail for harassment!! Can you believe it? ME?

I had to laugh at myself this morning. I mean, really, who dreams about that? Most people who dream about meeting their favorite celebrity often have a very different, pleasing outcome. Not that I would know about that sort of thing.

My brain spits crap like this at me instead of the fun stuff other people report.

Which is entirely unfair. Completely and entirely unfair.

So... I forgot to post an update on the fanfic front. I've been approved and posted as an author on Dusty's Of Demons and Destiny Giles site (under Giles/Buffy Authors, of course). Yeah, I had such a good day when I found out she was finally updating her website!

You can visit my author page here: KrisB on ODD

I am very proud of my story Family Fun, which I wrote a post about a few months back. It's a fun little piece where Xander and Willow are turned into little kids. Of course, it's up to Buffy and Giles to take care of the mini-scoobies until they can figure out how to fix 'em. And, as a matter of my own craziness, there is the beginnings of a relationship between Buffy and Giles. Hah!

Oops, dinner's done. Gotta go. Later!
K

So I've been checking out some different boards regarding my fav actor, Anthony Stewart Head (click for imdb listing), and I found out that he's going to be in a major role (not that piddly one-liner crap like with Sweeney Todd) AND it's a musical (ABSOLUTE SQUEE MOMENT in and of itself!) AND it's going to be a ROCK MUSICAL!

Can you tell I'm super excited?

If not, let me just say - I'm super excited.

Here's the place to go to see the trailer: Repo-opera.com

Here's a link to one of the Blog posts by the filmmaker (same guy responsible for the SAW movies): blog posting

Here's a link to the MySpace profile that has 3 songs from the soundtrack posted (it sounds pretty cool!): Repo-opera on MySpace

And finally, here is a picture that I found on google (whom I really really love).

So he might look a tad maniacal right there, but that's ASH playing THE REPO MAN. His job is to repossess organs from people who fail to make their payments. hehe, twisted, isn't it?

I CANNOT wait.

Still super excited.

Thought I'd tell ya, just in case you thought I'd calmed down. =)

No bread. No pasta. No cookies, cake, crackers, pie, pastries...

None with wheat in it, any way.

No, I am now living gluten free. I rely on the more expensive, unknown realm of rice and alternative-grain products. (Though I must say, rice pasta w/ alfredo sauce, so yum.)

I've not had any migraines, heartburn, weight gain or upset stomach since I started (except for when I inadvertently ate wheat). I'm losing weight without even going to the gym, though I plan to go back immediately.

I'm going to South Africa in October 2009. That's 15 months from now. I plan to reach all my goals for weight loss and health optimization by that time.

Fascinating isn't it?

I promise to write more later, at home. I also have a plan to write four Photoshop posts a month, two Health Watch posts, and two Goal Progress posts. I'm hoping it will help keep me on track with my goals. :)

By now all my friends and fam know that I have Celiac's and Barrett's. Yay me with all the GI stuff, right?

So, Barrett's is the worst of it. I take some pills, hopefully it goes away. If I hadn't found out about this, it could've become cancerous, like, years down the road. Thank God I got anemic and needed a camera stuck down my throat.

It's a good thing. Really.

So I went to Jen's house this weekend (along with Sarel, Sara and Tabby). Jen's never met Tabby, so it was sort of a welcome to the family thing. I made dinner, Jen-aka-mini-Betty-Crocker made, like, four deserts, and Jen's friend Tina brought the appetizer. Booze was brought. So was the funk. (haha) So we ate, we drank, and we were very merry. Fun was had by all despite the following:

1. Dave, Jen's sig other, totally forgot and didn't schedule time off, so he was way late getting there.
   
2. We needed more Jolly Ranchers to make - gasp - more Jolly Ranchers. On the way to WallyWorld (btw, Jen, could you live any farther from civilization? I mean really, wtf? How can you live someplace where it takes you thirty minutes to get to a frickin' Wal*Mart???), Sara's glasses broke, and she couldn't see ANYTHING. Plus the evil Vision Center Lady at WallyWorld said she didn't have time to help (it was about thirty minutes before the Vision Center was scheduled to close!!).
   
3. When we got back, I discovered Sarel hadn't taken dinner out of the oven and the cheese was all crusty and charred. Which, everyone said was fine, but I was still a little miffed. The presentation was ruined. It's not his fault, though. I should have stayed with him and kept an eye on it. All my fault. Mine mine mine.

So, we had a great time, left way later than we meant to, missed a turn heading back home and basically got in around 3am.
Yeah.
Church was skipped.
That's okay, though, 'cause I'm buds with the Big Man Upstairs. We're cool.

I swear.

. . . . . .

Okay, maybe not, but I'm sure I'm forgiven. Such is the nature of His Love. So Booya, on that!

Pics coming soon. =)

So, I wrote a response to a challenge on Of Demons & Destiny (great Gilesean site, btw, should you wanna know)... anyway, so the challenge is this: Willow and Xander are turned into little kids and it is the responsibility of our favorite chosen duo to watch over them until the little tykes can be returned to normal. It is a Buffy/Giles pairing, but I have kept it pretty light. According to Fanfic.net's guidelines, it is a K+ rating, and that's only 'cause there's a kiss and little nakkie toddlers running amok for a few minutes.

Here's the link to the story: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4195871/1/Family_Fun

And I've already received a review!!!! So, read on:

The following review has been submitted to: Family Fun Chapter: 6

From: Mayhem Managed (blocked)
Reply URL: Blocked
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Aww. That was cute. I usually don't see Buffy and Giles as being viable 'ship material, but in this case you pulled it off really well. There was just the right amounts of humor vs. sorrow - the "are you my new mommy" question and subsequent "raging self-pity" were extremely believable (and heart-tugging).

The only real criticism I have is a technical one - some way of demarcating page breaks would have been nice. Aside from that, though, it was a nice read.

Yeah, that whole page break thing was totally fanfic.net's fault. I went in and corrected my chapters, so it should be an easier read now. If you're interested in reading my take on this particular story idea, and you're at all familiar with the characters of BtVS, I encourage you to READ my story. I'd love a review! Tell me if I'm okay at this writing gig or if I suck the big one.

It's okay.

I can take it.

Really.

The article from TBO.com....

Deputies: Teens Made Video of Beating For Web
By NEIL JOHNSON The Tampa Tribune
Published: April 6, 2008
Updated: 04/06/2008 08:08 pm

TAMPA - Six teenage girls took turns punching and kicking Victoria Lindsay while others made a video recording of the beating, which went on for 30 minutes.

Two other teens kept watch outside, even knocking on the front door to tell the girls they were making too much noise and that neighbors were becoming curious, according to the Polk County Sheriff's Office said.

While they were beating her, the girls taunted Lindsay, bragging that they were going to post video of the attack on YouTube and MySpace, according to an arrest report.
Deputies last week arrested eight teens accused of taking part in the March 30 beating, which left Lindsay with a concussion, damage to her left eye and ear and numerous bruises, the sheriff's office reported.

Stephen Thomas Schumaker, 18, of 6020 Calendar Court W. in Lakeland, was arrested on charges of false imprisonment and battery. He was one of the lookouts, according to his arrest report. Schumaker was released after posting $5,000 bail, jail records show.

Schumaker could not be reached for comment Sunday night, but his father, Robert, said his son had no involvement in the beating.

Robert Schumaker said he talked to neighbors who told him his son was not at the house acting as a lookout.

"They didn't do anything," Robert Schumaker said of his son and another teenage boy, also arrested and accused of being a lookout. "I would like for the detectives to listen to the neighbors and clear my son's name."

The six girls accused of attacking Lindsay were arrested on the same false imprisonment and battery charges, both third-degree felonies. The teens, whose ages are unknown, were charged as juveniles and booked into the Polk County Juvenile Assessment Center.

Lindsay's father said the teens attacked her to make a video that might become popular on YouTube, the video-sharing Web site. But the mother of one of the girls arrested said Lindsay had provoked the other teens by threatening and insulting them on the MySpace social-networking Web site.

According to Schumaker's arrest report, here's what happened:

Lindsay showed up at a friend's house on Calendar Court, down the street from Schumaker's, where she had been staying while having problems with her parents. Her friend and another girl started yelling and threatening her. After walking into her room, Lindsay was confronted by another girl, who insulted and threatened her. The girl hit Lindsay in the face several times, then slammed her head into the wall, knocking her out.

Lindsay woke up on a couch surrounded by six girls, who took turns punching and kicking her. She tried to leave several times, but the girls held her down and blocked her from leaving. The girls drove the victim to another house and let her get out of
the car, but with the warning: "If you go to the police, the next beating will
be worse."

Deputies recovered the video, which shows the beating and the teens blocking Lindsay's attempts to escape. The sheriff's office is expected to release the video and a transcript early this week.

Information from The Associated Press was used in this report. Reporter
Neil Johnson can be reached at (813) 259-7731 or njohnson@tampatrib.com.

Excerpts Of The Video on TBO.com

You would not believe the response to this article! There were hundreds of comments posted. Here's mine (after reading all the comments and realizing that there are a lot of crazy people on the internet):

Posted by ( krisb ) on April 9, 2008 at 9:02 a.m.
While I agree that the parenting abilities of these teens' "parents" should be called into question, all of these "kids" are old enough to know what they were doing was wrong. It's high school, all drama drama drama, end of the world, big teen angst hour. I mean, who hasn't idly thought about smacking their enemy after nasty words are said?

The difference lies in the fact that these girls not only acted on the impulse, they cornered their victim. They "imprisoned" her, humiliated her, showing a sadly unsurprising level of cruelty. How can anyone here think that this is justified? I'm sure the video clip on this site is mild compared to the rest of the footage - tbo wouldn't want to upset their readers too much, after all.

I challenge all who have stood in defense of the attackers to consider this: if your kid sister, or childhood friend, or daughter, were attacked like this... if she was cornered and humiliated and pummeled on the head by six different people... would you really be okay with that? Just because she supposedly said something these girls didn't like? This isn't a movie, people. You don't get to cheer if teenaged vigilantism is acted out. Laws were broken. A girl has suffered permanent physical damage that she will have to live with for the rest of her life. Would you defend the attackers if it were personal? Call out for justice? Or, if your current example is anything to go by, would you
just seek your own revenge, law forgotten, and go after the attackers yourselves?
Yeah, I thought so.

Let these teens face their sentencing. We should expect juveniles to be held responsible for their actions, especially with such a serious offense. Though it makes my heart heavy to know they might "get off light", there is an equal chance that the judge they get will not be lenient in the least. And if they don't learn their lesson the first time, the next will most likely be more serious, and cause even more heated discussions.

Also, just a brief note, blaming myspace and youtube is crazy. It's like blaming the internet for porn. Porn was around long before Al Gore invented the net, and so was unnecessary violence. MySpace is a social networking site, and I, like many of the commenters before me, use it to keep in touch with out-of-state friends and family. You can't blame the site for the people who misuse it. Like I said... that's just crazy.

So... yeah, if you agree/disagree/don't care, drop me a line. Let me know. I may or may not post current event stuff, based on your response! How's that for pressure?

I thought it was a nice touch... *pout* Okay... so my humor is lacking while I'm fighting the plague. Give a girl a break or something... yeesh... [end transmission]

...has been announced. And WooHoo, a British show is makin' it stateside! NBC announced their fall lineup. It included series or miniseries called "Merlin." My current favorite Brit, Anthony Head, has been cast to play the role of Uther Pendragon, Arthur's father.
You can find out just a smidge more here: http://www.nbc.com/Primetime/Merlin/index.shtml

This site should have more info about it as it gets closer to air time, though.

How very exciting! I've not been watching much of any TV, but this is something I will MAKE the time to watch... or at least, record, and watch at my leisure. =)

Just as a note, I checked Mr. Head's profile on IMDB to see if I could find anymore, but got sidetracked by the discussion boards at the bottom of the page. There were a few different discussions, but the first one to catch my eye said "what was his line in sweeney todd?" This is a very valid question, thought I, because I don't remember what the hell he said either. I was too busy turning to my husband and gasping "Hey, that's ASH!" I totally missed the line. So in I go, only to find that there are TONS of people who had the same reaction... they were yelling out "Hey, that's Giles!" in the middle of the theater, and missed the line as well.

Brought a chuckle to my otherwise sick day. (yeah, i'm sick. stupid antibiotics)

I've posted another fanfic... or rather, submitted it to two different websites. I submitted it to BuffyGiles.net and ODD (Of Demons & Destiny on vampirecows.com). I'm hoping that they get their updates done soon. I'll be so excited when I can go to a popularly-visited site and see something I wrote there. Even if it is just fanfic.

More randomness later. I'm at work and don't wanna get the evil eye. =)

... has absolutely nada to do with basketball in my world. It's been kinda crazy, and I'm still lacking in the energy department, although I don't ALWAYS feel tired now.

I went for a follow-up with the doc and thought I'd post an update. The good news is there is a marked improvement in my numbers. The bad news is... it isn't much.

My blood count went up from 8.5 to 9.4 (should be 12.5). My iron went up from 16 to 21 (should be between 40 and 130). And, I don't have the numbers, but apparently, I don't have very much in the way of "stored" iron -- that is, when our natural iron levels get low, we have a bit of back-up iron that helps out. The doctor said she was very worried and we would need to work to raise that as soon as possible.

I have an appointment to see a hematologist on 4/11 regarding the Alpha Thalassemia. You'll know more when I do.

I plan to pick up on my blogging again, so you should see more in April than you did in March. We'll just see how it goes. =)